Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Thorin asks, "Is there anyone out there for me?"


Thorin
1. Bold
2. You can see that he is bold in the story because he leads the group and he fights a lot of goblins.
3. Likes. Strength- He is strong and he wants everyone else to be strong and wants to make Bilbo a “man.”
4. Likes. Weapons- Always fights with an axe to kill goblins.
5. Dislikes. Cowards- He hates Bilbo who is a coward.
6. Dislikes. Hobbits- Bilbo is a hobbit and he hates him.

Username= Dwarfladyman212

Big hunk of junk looking for a female beard.

Hello my name is Thorin,
I am approximately 180 years old or somewhere near that. I am height challenged, buff, and a male dwarf looking for a strong female bearded dwarf. Preferably one from the Mines of Moria. You must be able to withstand my axe slashes in a duel and also my trance of rage. In my free time I like going to taverns and making announcements. Usually I just stand on the main table and compliment women. Also, I love killing and poking the eyes out of goblins and you might as well cancel your application to date me if you can’t kill a goblin.
I like playing my flute and listening to Janet Jackson. On a Sunday night, I like watching West-Side Story, alone. Only looking for females with heavy and long beards. There is an exception for non-beards and hairy backs are an advantage!

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